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Janice Dickinson 

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.
Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!
Janice Dickinson by PShapes December 5, 2007
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Janice Dickinson 

A supermodel of the 70's and 80's. She has appeared on many covers such as Vogue, Elle, and Cosmopolitan. Dickinson is the author of three books, including No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel, Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect and Check, Please! : Dating, Mating, and Extricating. Dickinson claims to have coined the title "supermodel," which she still applies to herself in the present tense. She is 5'10 and still very thin. shes has a daughter Savvy and a son Nathan.
"Back in the day I was doing runway, editorial, advertising, spokesmodeling, and public appearances. Those are five different categories. Your Twiggys and your Lauren Huttons weren't doing that. I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on." - Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson 

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.
Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"

Janice Dickinson 

A former high fashion model of the '70s. She claims to be the world's first supermodel.

Dickinson was also a judge on America's Next Top Model. She was the female version of Simon Cowell.

Dickinson is of Belarusian heritage.
"Janice Dickinson is such a loud mouth. But she can be funny too. Remember when she kissed Tyra Bankson the lips?
Janice Dickinson by Roselle July 21, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026