Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!

I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.

by Geshman WG October 13, 2010

Jemima's witnesses

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.
As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

by The Pstives June 11, 2006

Aunt Jemima's Tits

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)

Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."

by voook August 25, 2010

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 18, 2008

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

Aunt Jemima's

The conceptional inverse of an "Uncle Tom" an "Aunt Jemima" is a cucked white person who attempts to virtue signal by constantly acting inferior and apologetic towards other ethnicities (usually black people) regardless of any past acts of racism or lack thereof on said white person's part. Usually consisting of far-left leaning individuals in their late teens to late twenties these individuals feel the constant need to apologise for things they never did as a way of disavowing any claims of racism directed towards them while simultaneously failing to realize that doing so only makes them appear more bigoted by reducing all ethnic backgrounds down to "melanin good. Whitey bad".

Why are John and Jane constantly apologizing being white?

They think it makes them better people rather than just self-hating assholes. Typical Aunt Jemima's.

by Captainflowers May 2, 2019

jemima swirl

1.) When an apple-bottomed African American woman (typically found in her natural habitat of Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn) urinates in spray-form over the entirety of a public restroom toilet seat, while hovering above said toilet seat and girating her hips in a clockwise or counter clockwise movement; also evidence has shown the use of a "booty clap" whilst mid spray. Sometimes used in combination with the Jemima swirl grip or the jemima swirl leg-lift.

2.) When a watermelon bottomed African American She-ress, righteously empties the entirety of her bladder in spray form (aka, the african mist) in an effort to mark her territory. This feat renders said toilet useless, and is frustrating for white people.

Hey, so I went to use the bathroom during that new movie Devil, but I couldn't use the toilet because some apple-bottomed bitch totally pulled a jemima swirl.

by theclintonhillcumquats September 27, 2010