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Jamaican Gorilla Shoe

A Jamaican Gorilla Shoe is the result of someone expelling his/her fecal matter into an unsuspecting shoe. This being done,the person must carefully place marijuana on top of the excrement and must light it.
-Hey man, somebody left a fucking Jamaican Gorilla Shoe in the kitchen.
-No fucking way! I was planning on making some KD.
-Bummer.

Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.
Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.

Jamaican Grass 

Slang term for marijuana (weed, cannabis, pot). Refers to how bountifully marijuana grows, like grass, in Jamaica.
It's friday night, let's pick up some Jamaican grass and kick back!
Jamaican Grass by sharetheshelter August 15, 2011

jamaican guts

A term that implies a guy shoving his penis deep in a Jamaicans girl guts
Yo yesterday I went deep in some Jamaican guts
jamaican guts by Elniñopolla March 1, 2018

Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.
"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"
Jamaican Guesthouse by N1kolai July 31, 2009

Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out 

The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.
Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma