Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005

jam on toast

Having sex in a car.

Jam on toast!!

by silverspeaker January 12, 2011

Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana December 31, 2008

jam your toast

telling someone to fuck off

"shut up"
"why dont you just jam your toast"

by joe killeen May 27, 2008