Jalen Brunson

simply the goat. The fucking king of nyc also know as doc oc for owning donavon mitchell. The spida (man). Bro single handle whooped the the absolute shit out of the Cleveland cavs ( they got beat so bad they literally shit themself) Bro dropped 38 points in 48 minutes. This man is greatly above all other life forms

If you ask anyone in the world who the best point guard is they will say, luka , thats fucking blasfamy it’s Jalen Brunson

“Guys Embid won the MVP!” That’s fucking stupid it’s Jalen Brunhim

Jalen Brunson by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023

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Jalen Brunson

Jalen GOATson is the greatest point guard of this century. He will absolutely beat the shit out of your fucking team no matter what circumstance. He's loved in NYC and it makes sense cause who wouldn't? (unless you're an oldie still watching MJ highlights). He's so good he'll help your team or anyone on your team to look like they're prime lebron james, while also making HIMSELF look like he rules basketball. Simply the goat.

person 1: brunson is hella good this game i cant lie!
person 2: obviously, his name is Jalen Brunson, or as I like to call him, Jalen GOATson

Jalen Brunson by jalenbrunsonlover May 15, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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