Jalens are handsome and funny they care about your well being and they are always there when u need them jalens are on of the best people you could ask for
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A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
Ew, what is that guy doing sniffing the kid's used clothes? There's no doubt, it must be a Jalen!
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Jalen is a person that likes to suck huge fat cock. He even gets played by girls that don’t even live no where near him. He even likes a dude named daniel.
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Jalen is a person to suck a lot of dick. He even gets played by girls that don’t live close to him. He even likes to play with his friends in a sexual way.
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The name Jalen is a name for cute boys only. If your name is Jalen your the best person ever. If your name is Jalen you should have a girlfriend that starts with C.
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A fat super black boy who is funny asf always cheering and is ass at 2k jalen is the best brother you would ever have he is one of them friends u would cherish because he can always help you out jalen is always loud he has a iPhone and doenst have his ps4 he always get it taken
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