Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019

Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.

Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!

by cinciguy010101 July 29, 2011

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

by Portemento July 22, 2021

jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

by but_whistle July 6, 2017

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 26, 2022

jalapeño lick

Licking the vagina after rubbing jalapeño sauce on your lips.

"Dude I jalapeño licked this girl so hard last night"

by Krunpas November 14, 2016