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The Jakobs are very distinct to Jacobs. If you meet a Jakob, bow down and stab yourself in the face. Jakob stands out in a crowd, especially a crowd of invisible people :P Jakobs are good friends but get kind of out of hand sometimes. They have usually killed 5-10 people by the age of 13, and they are smart but act stupid. They are very nice and hot and when you meet them all you want is to sit there talking to them forever.
Wow, I wish I could go talk to that Jakob some more.
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
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Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob
Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl
by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019
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An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.
He's such a Jakob. I wish I was as cool as him.
by ILUVYOUJAKOB September 29, 2011
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He is a guy that will play with you even if u don't want to but you secretly like it and can warm your heart with his funny jokes. He is really funny and great.
"Holy Crap!"
"What"?
" that joke was really funny"
"Oh really who said it"?

"Oh it was Jakob"
by Fanny0900 February 05, 2017
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someone who always brings pizza to his friends' houses no matter if it's storming outside
A: ugh I'm soo hungry.
Jakob: I got you. Be there in 5 minutes with pizza for you.
by mrwssmnd January 03, 2017
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Jakob is the type of person that you can talk with for hours at a time. He will respect, love, and cherish you as well as take care of you.

Unfortunately, he is very lazy and others may find it hard to motivate him - even though he is incredibly intelligent.
Student 1: I've been studying for weeks for this test, I do not know how it is possible that I failed.

Student 2: Yes, I know! I myself barely just passed.

Student 3: Did you see what Jakob got?

Student 2: No, tell me.

Student 3: He supposedly got 85 %.

Student 1: I heard about that as well, plus he only studied for 3 days!
by AmeliaRoads June 20, 2017
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someone that hates school or work, is lazy, but a great guy
hey did you see jakob at the mall yesterday?
by BobTheWhiteBlackandGreyCat October 08, 2018
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