A self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived". While self-proclaimed, a Jakob will have done much to prove it to the world, such as pimping on every woman on the planet, being selected to breed with two ladies (in a church youth group no less), and surviving being molested by an army of 12-13 year old girls going through puberty.

One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.

A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.

A backyardigin wanna be

Jakob is an amazing person. They aren't like your average person Jakobs are rare but once you have one in your life you'll want him in it forever. Jakobs tend to be tall, good looking, funny, kind, serious and all around a good guy. He tends to have a big ego but people know on the inside he is humble. Jakobs are normally skilled in every way and are perfectly tall. They aren't the most popular guy because Jakobs don't want that they would rather a medium group of reliable friends. They tend to have a friend called Libby with a last name of either Jones or Smith

He is a low life fuck who will never get a life if you see him punch him in the nuts

swallows large quantitys of penis whilst guzzling cum

Jakob is someone that will never leave your side. You will never want to lose a Jakob, because he is a exquisite boy that will care deeply about you. Once you form a connection with a Jakob, it can be very hard to break. Jakob’s will stay on your mind all day, and you’ll constantly wonder how a Jakob is doing.

A Jakob will care for you no matter the cost, and is normally handsome and funny. A Jakob is the life of the party and he’ll always brighten your day. Jakob’s will be very soft and kind, and will normally care for you tenderly.

A Jakob will change your life for the better, so never let go of a Jakob.