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Jaguar
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A beautiful car that, upon
purchasing
either A) requires weekly
maintenance
, or B) fails to run. But I still
love them
.
My
1994
Jaguar XJ6 sits in my
garage
, attracting
women
.
Jaguar
by
home_run_hitta_period
February 19, 2009
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