One helluva piece of shit. That mans is the most useless motherfucker. He hires an assistant to walk him across the street, then takes out a second mortgage to pay for it.
by WhackedSandwich January 11, 2020
The kindest, funniest, smartest, most loving guy you will every meet. He has reddish-brown hair and a big heart! He loves to hang out with his family but also makes great friend choices.
by Marshmallo7 March 3, 2019
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Noun: Jaeger (pron. jayger)
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.
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