-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking April 2, 2016
When a male does the splits in a manner in which one leg is forced over his head. Named for the first man to do it on the TV show Wipeout.
by LegendaryBadass September 3, 2008
Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
by SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh September 16, 2008
He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.
"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016
by Pannejne June 19, 2018
member of the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse.
Appocalyptic Dino Knights for short.
ADK for shorter.
one to be feared and respected, espicaly by people named Potter.
Appocalyptic Dino Knights for short.
ADK for shorter.
one to be feared and respected, espicaly by people named Potter.
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010
Jacob Contreras is an awesome boy with an awesome personality. The girl who has him is a lucky girl. But you better treat Jacob Contreras with respect because if you don’t he will beat you up.
by Djlol May 17, 2018