An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the
llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "
Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the
cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean
prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a
Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish
information on the US Nuclear program."