jack sprat

A guy who likes fat girls.

The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".

by M. Jenny August 15, 2006

Reverse Jack Sprat

Thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration.

I'm in a Reverse Jack Sprat, and my lady needs a Kevlar vest. Any recommendations?

by Scipio December 10, 2015

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.

Eljaye: Are you jack fish?
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish

by DylC March 25, 2023

Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.

Eljaye: Aare you jack the scratcher
Jack the scratcher: Hello everyone welcome, my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack the scratcher

by DylC March 25, 2023

Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Jackspiration

The inspiration for your jacking off
To what/whom you've been masturbating

You were my jackspiration in high school.

Kelsey's my jackspiration.

by kingofthebutterflycatfairies September 5, 2014