Jack Head 

Can be of male or female gender.

One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.

Can also be a verb: jackheadness

OMG look at that guy that thinks he is so great, he has his Jack Head on

My husband is being a Jack Head

He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness

Jack Head by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011

Headphone Jack 

Something to plug your headphones into and what (possibly) phones today do not have

Bring the headphone Jack back1!1!!11!1!!1!11

Headphone Jack by RiceEnjoyer731 October 14, 2022

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

removed the headphone jack by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

Put your plug in my headphone jack by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

Headphone jack hack gone wrong 

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

Headphone jack hack gone wrong by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Headphone Jack 

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

Headphone Jack by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024