Jabeer's Penis Pills 

This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!

I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!

Jabeer's Penis Pills by Gabeeb October 31, 2023

Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen 

a shot of 1/4 of Jagermeister, 1/4 of Rumple, 1/4 of Hennessy, 1/4 of FIreball

That shot of Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen tore my stomach to pieces.

Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen by Joe McAlister December 5, 2019

Jager-Dom's 

A jager Bomb but instead of using Red Bull or other energy drink substitute with Dom Perigon Champagne. Class it up!

Chewie is so freaking rich he drinks Jager-Dom's at the club

Jager-Dom's by Mike12345678 December 2, 2010

Seaman's Jabber 

Normally associated with people named James (added bonus if their surnames represent 'A sex workers Syrup')

A man who talks about any subject mostly fishing but continues like a hyperactive squirrel...

"James is off again with his Seaman's Jabber, the f**King crazy squirrel"

Seaman's Jabber by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

Jabber slapper 

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

Jabber slapper by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

Jager Secret 

The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson

They were both bitches! That was a Jager secret, you just breached a Jager secret.

Jager Secret by TheChieftan June 16, 2011

Jäger-Sip 

The art of "sipping" Jäger-Bombs instead of simply "bombing" them.

Originating from a bar in Co. Limerick, two semi-alcoholics discovered that Jägermeister and Red Bull are not only a great combination for getting completely intoxicated, they also provide the taste buds with a delightful experience. Therefore one should sip their beverage, allowing them to savour the flavour whilst also getting "#Hammered".

"Conall what drink can we have that tastes nice but will also get us pissed?"

"Jäger-Sips."

Jäger-Sip by 1.... August 14, 2014