An effeminate French man who is so embarrassed that the French are always defeated in wars or surrender, he claims to be Canadian. They usually have a bulbous nose.
He's such a Jean-PierreNoel (or JPN) that he sits down when he pees.
Guy 1: "Yo jpndts dude!"
Guy 2: "No way dude! That's hilarious!"
Guy 1: "Yeah that bitch just loves tumblin'!"
Guy 2: "What if your mom finds out you jpndts?"
Guy 1: "Nah she won't know because of our top secret acronyms!"