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Kick a Jimmy day 

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun
Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

national grab jimmy day 

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively
“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

National jimmy day 

April 19th. The day everyone take a bite of their jimmy until it eventually kills them.
Everyone take a bite of their jimmy, today is national jimmy day!!

Jimmy Shaker Day 

A day when your enimies let their guard down thinking that you have forgotten there is a score to settle
from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31
Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

day and jimmy night 

I like when your nice guy daylight you is replaced by the slightly more selfish, demanding, sexual nighttime you. not that i don't enjoy jimmy day, ooh he is great, don't get me wrong, its the transformation process that just gets me everytime. love it.
"i am dating jimmy day and jimmy night"
"who?"