idk like 50% of the things he says are just straight cap so just flip a coin
feeq: i got too many hoes
jor: feeq lie
feeq: i got too many hoes
jor: feeq lie
by yuh143yuh June 3, 2023
by HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE December 7, 2022
A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
by SweetTooth May 14, 2018
When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.
Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."
Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.
That my friends is self lie-solation.
Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.
That my friends is self lie-solation.
by lolo.24 April 11, 2021
When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
The most beautiful and caring girl you will ever meet. She is hella smart and is guaranteed to make you laugh. Loves her family and friends so you should forever hold her dear to you. In a relationship, a Lie Ying do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy though she can be demanding at times. People may see her as stuck up and spoiled but once you know her, she is just really hangry most of the time. If you are lucky to know a Lie Ying, do not take her for granted and love her endlessly! Treat her right.
I love Lie Ying!
by MrKinglovesLY November 23, 2021