A gay place where you get butt fucked by 2 big black guys and then get semen up your ass until you start Cuming out of your fucking eyes then after getting butt fucked by 2 big black guys, you get buttfucked by the fucking ancient teachers that have met the fucking dinos and have Dementia
by xxsavagekid92 May 20, 2022
a fucking gay ass place that if you go there you shall probably be gay. there are trans people all over the place.
AVOID ISSAQUAH MIDDLE SCHOOL
AVOID ISSAQUAH MIDDLE SCHOOL
by IssaquahMiddleScoolSucks December 14, 2021
Is home of the Issaquah Eagles and has grades 9-12 pass through it. IHS had it's 100th birthday in 2005 and it is locate in historic Issauah, Washington 17 miles east of Seattle. Ihs also has the best varsity athletics (2005 Sports Illustrated) and always has phenomenal students. in the 2008-09 school year IHS will move from 3A to a larger 4A thanks to it's huge student population.
The Current Principal is the amazing Paula Phelps who will help lead the organiled chaos as IHS will soon be under going a huge re-model/ re-build starting the summer of 2008, hopefully making way for the bigger and more ennergy efficient building which will still allow students to enjoy the wonderful scenery and enjoy the back drop of Tiger Mountain.
Mottos:
Our walls might fall, but let our pride stand tall
Pride and Tradition
And who could forget... -Indians Forever-
The Current Principal is the amazing Paula Phelps who will help lead the organiled chaos as IHS will soon be under going a huge re-model/ re-build starting the summer of 2008, hopefully making way for the bigger and more ennergy efficient building which will still allow students to enjoy the wonderful scenery and enjoy the back drop of Tiger Mountain.
Mottos:
Our walls might fall, but let our pride stand tall
Pride and Tradition
And who could forget... -Indians Forever-
Issaquah High School is in my mind the best school in the Issaquah School District.
Kim: Hey where is the girl's soccer game tonight?
Mark: It is at IHS... I can wait until Kate makes fool's of Skyline's team as she leads the girls to state for the fourth straight year.
Kim: Hey where is the girl's soccer game tonight?
Mark: It is at IHS... I can wait until Kate makes fool's of Skyline's team as she leads the girls to state for the fourth straight year.
by Issaquah Alumni August 16, 2008
by LmaoAliens August 10, 2018
A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.
It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.
Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.
The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.
Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.
The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
Seattle suburb located 17 miles east of Seattle. Decent place filled with kids who think they are rich, whose parents are most likely working at companies like Amazon, Boeing, Microsoft etc. I bet most kids would rather live in Renton. Housing is decent for this price, but it still feels like it’s overpriced. There is group of good people and then rest are just not worth your time, also if you moved from other city you’re most likely about to lose your old friends. People in other cities are asking you to spell out Issaquah because it’s just too confusing.
Most likely Seattle resident: So where do you live at?
Issaquah resident: … Issaquah
Most likely Seattle resident: ehh
Issaquah resident: Whatever
Issaquah resident: … Issaquah
Most likely Seattle resident: ehh
Issaquah resident: Whatever
by quietone206 August 26, 2018