Ishmael's Law

Anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is.

"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."

by Just let me do this October 19, 2014

Ismail Sabri Yaakob

The 9th Prime Minister of Malaysia. He is a patriotic figure who loves Malaysia, Malay & Muslim identities. He also sincerely cares about Malaysians.

1. Dato' Sri Ismail Sabri Yaakob speaks in Malay language in official places. We, as Malaysians, must be proud of our Prime Minister.
2. Malaysians love Dato' Sri Ismail Sabri Yaakob, the Prime Minister who really cares about people.

by buttercandy July 7, 2022

Ishmael Special

Rubbing your nuts with your hands, then rubbing your hands onto someone's head. Commonly done among the guys (boys, lads, mates, etc.) as a form of punishment.

"Damn, Cory just got Ishmaeled!"
"When Jamar gets back, I'm going to give him the Ishmael Special".

by asian fingers July 17, 2019

Ishmael style

When the girl sucks of the guy, he then returns the favour by eating her out. After they have both had a turn he flips her over and fucks her doggy style

‘Hey daddy let’s do it Ishmael style tonight ‘
‘Whenever you want baby’

by Lily.abcdefg July 7, 2018

Ishmael Snail

see "steve"

(this is where I would put an example if I had one)

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.

Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Israel Swag

to show how much swag you have as an israeli (i'm not)

i may not be jewish, but i got dem "Israel Swag"

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025