Isaiah Martinez is a wannabe black guy who is actually Mexican. He likes unfunny cringe memes and make out with Victor Quezada
by Bruh this is gay March 01, 2022
by irlol October 18, 2019
Isaiah, or Izzie is a history geek who’s personality traits are being a mixed Afro red head who eats hot pockets for a living. He always carries the conversations and is shirtless whenever possible. He loves flexing his 40 push-ups-ability, and is probably skinnier than your girl who’s working out and dieting without even trying. He has a fun fact for everything, and is a lonely horny dood.
Isaiah Walter : Fun fact did you know Edgar Allan Poe married his 13 yr old cousin
Me: wow I had no idea
Me: wow I had no idea
by g-WaGon15 April 20, 2021
A great friend who will feel like a brother to all who know him well.
He is loyal to his friends but doesn't like to socialize very much. He's a good person to go to when you're in need for a good laugh. He falls in love very rarely but normally the girl doesn't know or doesn't care. He's very geeky. He likes dogs. He is a good person that not many people know. He has short black hair and chocolate brown eyes. You can have hour long calls and not realize time has passed.
He is loyal to his friends but doesn't like to socialize very much. He's a good person to go to when you're in need for a good laugh. He falls in love very rarely but normally the girl doesn't know or doesn't care. He's very geeky. He likes dogs. He is a good person that not many people know. He has short black hair and chocolate brown eyes. You can have hour long calls and not realize time has passed.
by TrippyAcid October 19, 2020
You find out you have an STD and you need to find out where it came from and inform all the people you slept with but your taking too long to find all of them and your doctor gets mad and says your pulling an isaiah
by Dr. Conor Scott December 12, 2021
4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.
Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"
Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*
Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*
Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
by Superjett November 05, 2020