Irrastinate

A level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinator will irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.

Mom: " Hey Ted, have you started your math homework?"

Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."

Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."

Irrastinate by Tedmane November 19, 2012

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irrastrate

To frustrate and irratate at the same time.When someone upsets yotu greatly.

I was very irrastrated because my sister wore my favorite shirt and got a stain on it.

irrastrate by Danielle & Missi November 6, 2007

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Irrastinate • Irractitate • irrastrate • irraticate

Irractitate

The act of becoming irritated while lactating.

They best not irractitate me or that I'mma put a hurtin' in their eyes with some breast squirtin'!

Irractitate by Dr. Yorick P. Worley May 2, 2018

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Irractitate

The act of becoming irritated while lactating.

While breastfeeding in church, I became increasingly irractitated by all the judgemental stares and eventually had to take my unholy, suckling baby to the bathroom.

Irractitate by Dr. Yorick P. Worley May 2, 2018

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irraticate

To put it in with no stopping

Im going to irraticate you till you cry for help

irraticate by Manslaughter2 March 7, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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