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Irrastinate 

A level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinator will irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.
Mom: " Hey Ted, have you started your math homework?"

Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."

Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."
Irrastinate by Tedmane November 19, 2012
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irrastrate

To frustrate and irratate at the same time.When someone upsets yotu greatly.
I was very irrastrated because my sister wore my favorite shirt and got a stain on it.
irrastrate by Danielle & Missi November 6, 2007
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Irractitate

The act of becoming irritated while lactating.
They best not irractitate me or that I'mma put a hurtin' in their eyes with some breast squirtin'!

Irractitate

The act of becoming irritated while lactating.
While breastfeeding in church, I became increasingly irractitated by all the judgemental stares and eventually had to take my unholy, suckling baby to the bathroom.

irraticate 

To put it in with no stopping
Im going to irraticate you till you cry for help
irraticate by Manslaughter2 March 7, 2018

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026