irish face 

The standard expression of any irish person, said to resemble a face being told two very important pieces of information at once. In one ear, someone says "You've just won a 100 million dollars.." and in the other you hear "But you only have 3 minutes to live.." resulting in a very surprised look, tortured yet optimistic.

"Jim went home with a smoking hot transexual last night, imagine the irish face on him!"

irish face by crarl June 12, 2008

Irish face trap 

When two bearded men Tangle beards.

Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap

I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.

Irish face trap by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020

Irish Brat Face 

A guy who comes off arrogant at first but later grows on you. His charms are what pulls you and you can't help but to like him. A person that reminds you a bit of yourself. A person that is good to have by your side. A guy that you kind of have a crush on.

"I can't help but have a crush on that Irish brat face."

Irish Brat Face by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016

Irish facelift 

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

Irish facelift by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish facelift 

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

Irish facelift by EthanZemat October 8, 2014