Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.

My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.

by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020

inverted wedge

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).

Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.

by CraigersMcCraigers July 3, 2008

inverted tamale

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.

When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.

by Dark Smith December 28, 2007

Inverted Compass

A professional Dota 2 name , They are known for their distinct way of play .

Guy1: Let's gank pa , we don't want her to be farmed !

Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !

by Dimitri2222 May 5, 2015

inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 16, 2016

Inverted Fuckboy

A guy who likes and encourages your romantic attention but sends mixed signals when it comes to whether he feels romantically towards you. The inverted fuckboy will communicate with you multiple times throughout the day, disclose very personal information to you, flirt non-stop, and openly talk about sex but he will NOT make a move to kiss or have sex with you. Unlike the regular fuckboy, the inverted fuckboy will not use you for your body, but for all the other perks of a romantic relationship. Both types of fuckboys, however, refuse to label their relationships or to commit to a romantic interest.

Girl 1: "He's driving me crazy; it's like we're in a relationship except that he never tries to sleep with me!"
Girl 2: "He sounds like the poster child for inverted fuckboys."

by thotbot2.0 July 23, 2018

Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.

Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!

by Its late... December 2, 2009