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Inver Grove Heights 

A city south of St. Paul, Minnesota. A pretty diverse town with a good number of Mexicans, Asians and Black people. Superior to South St. Paul in every way possible. It consists of three elementary schools, Hilltop, Salem Hills and Pine Bend. A middle school, literally called, Inver Grove Heights Middle School or IGHMS for short. And a high school called Simley.
“Have You heard of the new Daevon kid at school.” “Yeah I heard he’s a homosexual.” “Oh, must be from South St. Paul.” “He doesn’t belong here in Inver Grove Heights.”

Inver Grove Heights Middle School 

this school has some shitty ass people in it. if you have a friend they’ll most likely talk shit about you and leave you for another person. they’ll be bestfriends with on friend and then cut off the other person. if you talk shit, they’ll tell everyone. IGHMS got the fakest people there. IGHMS got stupid ass latinas, uglyass/annoying ass black kids, and really fucking stupid white kids. everyone here talks shit no matter what. so don’t go to this shitty school.
someone: eww her attitude isn’t cute.

someone else: she must be friends with that girl from Inver Grove Heights Middle School
someone: yeah that bitch talk so much shit

inver grove heights 

Home to Minnesotas most average hockey team. Never good, but never really bad. Always lose to south saint Paul in every sport imaginable.
Hey did you catch the inver grove heights game last night?
Ya
How badly did we lose?

Infernal Twins 

The infernal twins are Valkyrae and Sykkuno. They share one brain cell. The name came from when Rae meant to say that her and Sykkuno are “fraternal twins” but forgot the name of it and instead said “infernal”.
Rae and Sykkuno are the infernal twins! They share one brain cell and fight over it constantly.
Infernal Twins by CatsAreSwaggy January 27, 2021

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.
Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength 

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength