<sits down> "Wow, this is a really nice restaurant! So, did you fuck that waitress who said
hi to you? How many girls HAVE you fucked? Did you wear a jimmy hat each
time? Were any of them prettier than I am? Are you one of "those guys" who likes blowjobs all the time, because I
don't feel comf-"
"WHOA!!! Fuck
yo couch you crazy bitch, I didn't ask you out to get interrodated!"