The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneouslyejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.
While holding the base of your penis to enlarge the head, insert it into the anus of a female. Then pull out and slap her once in the ass. Then insert it again, pull out, and then slap her once again. Repeat this process as fast as you can until you are satisfied with the results.
Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.