inconvenient erection 

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place

Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.

inconvenient erection by GPA January 7, 2007

inconvenient douchebag 

n. Anyone who is acting like a douchebag (or is being a major douchebag) at a time that is bad for either the douchebag or anyone around said douchebag.

Person 1: Joe was acting like such a prick to his girlfriend while his mom was right behing him.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.

Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.

inconvenient douchebag by number1woofer February 10, 2010

Inconvenient Lie 

The alternative term for Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth movie now that bogus science, damaging emails, and current weather patterns indicate that global warming is a scam. Also know as the way that Al Gore duped people and governments into throwing a ton of money into anti-global warming activities while making him stinking rich.

Person 1: What are your thoughts on global warming?

Person 2: It's an Inconvenient Lie.

Inconvenient Lie by divadoll January 16, 2010

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

inconvenient nut time by Jman699 January 19, 2017

inconvenient horniness 

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

inconvenient horniness by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Inconvenient Lies 

A reference to Al Gore's rubbishy film on the climate change and global warming scenario.

Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, has been condemned, debunked and duly castigated as a pack of Inconvenient Lies. Many thousands of alarmed and eminent, but sceptical scientists from around the world have labelled it as a pure scaremongering hoax.

Inconvenient Lies by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

inconvenient douchebag 

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else

barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag

inconvenient douchebag by tiredtor September 20, 2010