in the pot

to be in a problematic situation

Yo bro, im in the pot

Word bro what hapened ?
my girl cheated o me , and failed my test -
Ugh put me in a pot and stir it up

by mista malcolm October 15, 2019

Slop in the Pot

This statement refers to the lowest caliber of anything on the planet. The bare minimum at its worst. Basically, when something’ or someone is sh*t.

“Ah she’s a slop in the pot at best.”, “All Jake deserves is Slop in the pot.” , “Oh yeh that f@$&en slop in the pot of a human!”

by KoalaMate September 7, 2020

Dookie in the pot

Another term for a fat shit

“Ima go drop a dookie in the pot”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018

pudding in the pot

What's left over if someone hasn't efficiently wiped their ass.

I was licking this chick up and down the other day, but I got to her ass and she still had pudding in the pot. I put the kaibosh on our relationship right then and there.

by Schismrobo April 1, 2008

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!

by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008