In Lesbians 

A synonym for the phrase "In Love", from the 2010 movie SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. Used as a way to confess that one is in love, but in an ironic comic fashion that deflates the sincerity of the emotion, thereby making it easier to say. Otherwise simply stating affection for anything. Derived from scenes in the film where the character Scott, played by Canadian actor Michael Cera, is urged to declare his feelings and use the "L Word", which Scott confuses with the Showtime cable TV series that refers to lesbians. Scott later tries to tell the object of his affection that he is in love with her but mixes his words up and comically states that he is "in lesbians" with Ramona.

hipster guy: I'm in lesbians with you.
hipster girl: lol. That's cute. But seriously, I want to hear it for real.
hipster guy: I lesbian you?
hipster girl: Okay it's not funny anymore. Say it..
hipster guy: You are my one and only true lesbian.
hipster girl: We're breaking up.

In Lesbians by waltereg0 August 16, 2010

In Lesbians With You 

you say this instead of saying you love them, proclaiming great love to someone instead of just love. Famously used by micheal cera during his role as Scott Pilgrim
Also reffered to
"The L Word"

"Because im in lesbians with you"

In Lesbians With You by Glasswatt December 8, 2023

I'm in lesbians with you 

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.

Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"

I'm in lesbians with you by Cammyreal August 21, 2024

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet 

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Lesbian in denial 

Someone who likes girls, and only girls but will not admit it.

Chelsea: Jasmine is soo cute x]
Bekah: You're so gay.
Geo: Yes, she is.
Chelsea: No I'm not, I could like penis if I really wanted.
Bekah: Okay, how about him *Points to gorgeous boy*
Geo: He's hot.
Chelsea: ....Ew...Aw look Jasmine :]
Bekah: You're gay.
Chelsea: No....I'm not...
Bekah: You are such a lesbian in denial.

Lesbian in denial by Dontanwserthat April 1, 2009

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

blind lesbian in a fishmongers 

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

blind lesbian in a fishmongers by mad dog February 25, 2004