'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
by Some rando out there March 25, 2023
When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches
by Newbitch September 16, 2020
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Shorties. Haha I am tall.
Bully your shortest friend day!
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Shorties. Haha I am tall.
Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?
by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011
by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
Cheesecake friends are friends who become closer with each other than they are with the friend that originally introduced the two of them.
“I totally introduced Ashley to Alexis, and now they’re cheesecake friends and hang out without me all the time”
by black.sheep.barbie November 12, 2020
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
by No.1alnino February 11, 2022