Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
by Cate106 April 10, 2014
australia
by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 12, 2020
The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)
Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
by dfh45trthr March 12, 2018
"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
by mintehberri May 21, 2022
by God on earth. September 27, 2023
youtu.be/qpaQp078N-Q
by That guy on UrbanDictionary August 27, 2020
Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-
Jose: Australia
Jack: oh ok
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 16, 2021