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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION 

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

im having a stroke 

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking
1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

I'm having a midlife crisis 

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

I'm having a grabber 

About to have a heart attack.
You are so excited about something...one can say, "I'm having a grabber."