Ian

A pretentious prick who uses his friends to get laid, then ruins their reputation to get even more laid until he dies of several STD's unknown to mankind.

"What happened last night?"
"Ugh Jeff was being such a fucking Ian!"
"Sorry bro."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

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A person who takes great delight in viewing military aircraft. The desire to capture an image of military aircraft leads to an 'Ian' spending much of their time plotting the best locations, analysing radio transmitted messages & sharing with like minded people

As the typhoon circled in the sky 'Ian' was poised & ready to capture its image.
Ian was excited to hear the distant rumble of an F15 approaching the base.

by AIKNIGHT March 16, 2023

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Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits

Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…

Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club

by iankatulski December 8, 2021

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The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world

-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.

by Ian's girl December 14, 2021

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