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I was Joking
Friend: Post picture of brother and says ew
Me: You’re so mean lmao
Friend:😂
ME: IWJ don’t ever do that again
IWJ by Mylifebelikeooooaaaahhh April 13, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Predominatly occurs five to ten minutes after dumping out, when the wiper realizes the job was not finished. itching ensues... always check the paper
a minor case of IWJ usually entails sitting awkwardly, and itching one's ass practicing the delicate balance of under pants/over underwear
IWJ by death proof January 12, 2008
Related Words
IWJ IWJP iwja IWJAP iwjeheh iwjftyl iwjobic iwjpwy iwjwtyh
"I Was Just Playin"
Me: Girl, ur forehead looks bigger without your wig on.
Frienn: BITCH, I'll BEAT YO MF ASS HOE-
Me: GIRL CHILL IWJP GEEZ!!
IWJP by Ella peach May 27, 2020
A facebook abbreviation for the term "I was just playing with ya."
As in, "OMG, FBF, DBSS.
IWJPWY."
iwjpwy by fer_realz October 18, 2013
IWJP by forestgump69 June 21, 2019
Literally means "I wanna Jerk Off But I Can't"
"Yo bruh fr iwjobic"
"why tf not?"

"I got people home rn bro"
iwjobic by Kivaari-69420 April 26, 2020
I will just FaceTime you later
Okay iwjftyl
iwjftyl by anonymous December 7, 2020
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