IWJ

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I was Joking

Friend: Post picture of brother and says ew
Me: You’re so mean lmao
Friend:😂
ME: IWJ don’t ever do that again

IWJ by Mylifebelikeooooaaaahhh April 13, 2019

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IWJ

Predominatly occurs five to ten minutes after dumping out, when the wiper realizes the job was not finished. itching ensues... always check the paper

a minor case of IWJ usually entails sitting awkwardly, and itching one's ass practicing the delicate balance of under pants/over underwear

IWJ by death proof January 12, 2008

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IWJ • IWJP • iwja • IWJAP • iwjeheh • iwjftyl • iwjobic • iwjpwy • iwjwtyh

IWJP

"I Was Just Playin"

Me: Girl, ur forehead looks bigger without your wig on.
Frienn: BITCH, I'll BEAT YO MF ASS HOE-
Me: GIRL CHILL IWJP GEEZ!!

IWJP by Ella peach May 27, 2020

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iwjpwy

A facebook abbreviation for the term "I was just playing with ya."

As in, "OMG, FBF, DBSS.
IWJPWY."

iwjpwy by fer_realz October 18, 2013

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IWJP

I want Jenny’s pussy

yo dude IWJP soooo bad!

IWJP by forestgump69 June 21, 2019

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iwjobic

Literally means "I wanna Jerk Off But I Can't"

"Yo bruh fr iwjobic"
"why tf not?"

"I got people home rn bro"

iwjobic by Kivaari-69420 April 26, 2020

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iwjftyl

I will just FaceTime you later

Okay iwjftyl

iwjftyl by anonymous December 7, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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