idiotum

also known as slackerisms. Made up meanings for unfamilar words as to “how they're spelled or sound” according to the most crudely based suggestion of meaning, that is, names for fantasy lovers, sexual acts, body parts & expressions, drug use, antisocial connotations, etc. Compare Beavis and Butthead, Wayne's World, fifth grade lunch hour.
For example:

the word “orrery”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a clockwork mechanism rotating planets.

IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry): the feeling you get when having a sex dream”
1.I was dreaming about LaTasha last night and it made me feel so damn orrery

2. "What do you do in your free time?”
"Me oh I take a nap and feel orrery"

"Omg dude same"

the word “shinar”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a country (probably Sumer) known to the early Hebrews as a plain in Babylonia
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry) beauty and is offered referred to as an angel or goddess.
WOW!! Here comes Shinar!!! We are not worthy! I wish I were Shinar! Then I would be the most beautiful girl in the world! *cries*

the word “crocus”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY:

IDIOTUM: (actual Urban Dictionary entry) A different word for dick
Wow that crocus is huge!

Butthead “Heh Heh Heh … he said dick.”

Jethro didn't know the word that Barney used in the essay question he was copying, but it sounded like he was talking about a monkey masturbating, so he answered with, "Yeah those monkeys sure have big crocuses."
"Dude, what are you saying? Sounds like an idiotum to me."

by strong4man February 04, 2024