i will

When you say you will but everyone knows you don't want to or doesn't care about the situation

Mom: "CLEAN THE DISHES"
You: " ugh I will!"

by Urbandictionarysmartestfacts November 21, 2016

I will

n. Something someone needs to say before you fuck them.

"Will you fuck me?"
"I will!"

by i think i sharded May 23, 2023

I will eliminate the middle class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Janker, the voice actor of the cartoon network character Gumball, from The Amazing World Of Gumball, says "I will eliminate the middle class", in the church of Ethos.

"Hello, welcome for... welcome to church! Thankyou for attending!

Uhhmm... Very cool! Ah.. I will eliminate the middle class!!...
Thank you for attending, thank you, praise The Lord!" - Junky Janker

by fishtela loidl June 10, 2019

I will rag you

Fucking some one up

I will rag you by madison ave. and 42nd!

by frankietheragger September 5, 2011

i will DL and have a look

The process of downloading, and having a look.

It is quickly becoming the new standard of the internet. Many who have downloaded, forget to look.

Derived from empornium.

kallazz: I will DL and have a look.
ThongGoblin: Apparently he'll download and have a look.
hancomp: Hey kallazz...did you DL and have a look?

by flipz February 14, 2005

I will take you up on that

take someone up on something means to to accept an offer that someone has made to you.

being John: would you like me to buy you a drink?
Sarah: I will take you up on that .

by Jadeh December 7, 2017

I will fuck you with that

Saying "I will fuck you with that" means I Fuck with that. You will do something with someone. You mess with or are down with something a lot.

That blunt of Sour OG , I will fuck you with that.

by Faster Than Light January 28, 2020