Don't take this shit serious, i don't really go around peein' in girls butts (unless they ask) I wouldn't give a girl an Emeril (look it up, funny) I have never laid a "Hot Carl" between some ladies boobies. I love girls and wouldn't do anything to hurt them.
As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. And as long as they don't dare to bring up some past event that occured years ago. And as soon as they learn to think before they speak. And as long as they learn to accept that males are and always have been the ones who propelled the human race from the Stone Age to what it is today.
Other than that, the femalesain't getting any respect from me.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.