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I don't know you 

A term used as a greeting, an insult or comeback, a conversation filler (to fill an awkward silence) and a game by adding a word to the sentence. Coined by Cameron, also known as Camen bu in March 2013. Also used as "I don't even know you!," this version is generally when spoken by really white people.
Greeting:
Person 1: Hey Bob, how you been?
Bob: I don't know you!

Insult/Comeback
Person 1: Bob, that was a terrible speech.
Bob: Bro, I don't care what you think, I don't even know you!

Conversation filler (fill an awkward silence)
Person 1: Bob, will you go out with me?
(Awkward Silence)
Bob: I don't know you!

Game
Person 1: Bob, I don't know you!
Bob: I really don't know you!
Person 1: I really don't even know you!
Bob: I really totally don't even know you!
Person 1: You win Bob.
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i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

A random ass auto correct from my phone
I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

I don’t know what you’re talking about 

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done
Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” 

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.
Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

I don't know what to tell you 

A phrase used to tell another person to politely say, "I have no interest in continuing this conversation or listening to you complain." In its hardly ever used long form, it would be used as, "I don't know what to tell you to get you to shut up." Extensively used when people present you with a problem, you offer advice to them on viable solutions, but they come up with excuses why they can't follow your advice.
Person A; "complain, complain, complain. My car broke and I can't get to work now. And boss says he'll fire me if I miss another day!"
Person B; "Take the bus."
Person A; "There's no bus route within a quarter mile, and my feet hurt so much."
Person B; "Take a cab."
Person A; "I can't afford a cab with these car repair bills!"
Person B; "I don't know what to tell you."

I don't know what to tell you 

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"
Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"
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