i don't mind

Your girlfriends pissed

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive

by Swagking1010 June 11, 2016

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

I don’t mind ya

I don’t mind you, as I don’t like you as a crush at the moment but I would date you, your pretty cute.

Her : Hey, what do you think of me?

Him : Well I don’t mind ya..

by Lahvnigger March 1, 2019

Don't mind if I do

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Do mind if I don't

The complete opposite of "Don't mind if I do"

Timmy the tard has a saying, "Do mind if I don't" and has a homosexual chuckle after saying the aforementioned garbled hiccup.

by shumbert July 22, 2010

Don't mind if I do

This is the last step for a successful oopst It's stealing something before you leave the house (usually D.V.D's) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the cum. Make sure you won't see this bitch again. And if you do, try to oopst her again.

Man, I totally oopst that bitch and on the way out, I did a don't mind if I do and took some of her D.V.D's.

by Don Brewer (D.R. For Life) June 14, 2007