I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013

I couldn't care less

A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.

David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!

Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.

by SeanJohn August 3, 2006

I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.

person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.

by tenyaiida July 8, 2020

I couldnt care less

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

by Gazado October 10, 2005

I couldnt care less

Shows extreme care in the current subject matter means person cares a lot

I couldnt care less about your injury

by Dr.Catctus May 13, 2005