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I'm not that girl 

Said by a girl trying to make herself not feel like a slut or trying to fool a guy into thinking she is not a slut.

"I'm not that girl", "I'm not that kind of girl" and similar statements such as these said by a female before engaging in a sexual encounter proves that she's totally 100% that kind of girl.

Consider when a male says "I'm a grown ass man", upon hearing that you immediately know that he is most certainly not a grown ass man because a grown as man would never say that. Similarly, someone who is not "that girl" would never say she's "not that girl."

This is typically said by a female who 1) either is at that present moment "that girl" or 2) are recovering from being "that girl" but is trying not to slip back into darkness.
Dude, she kept telling me I'm not that girl but 20 minutes later I fucked her in the bathroom Haha. She's totally that girl dude. She should just not say it and accept that she likes getting fucked by randos.

He met her 10 minutes ago and started making out with her in the first 5 minutes. She told him that she is not that kind of girl 3 minutes before he took her to the public restroom and had quick sex with her. He acknowledged to her that she is not that kind of girl but in his mind he knew he would see her face in the dictionary if he looked up "that girl".
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026