Me: I'm going to make me a sandwich
Mom: *grabs the chanclas*
Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh
Mom: *grabs the chanclas*
Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh
by savannah keys May 19, 2021
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Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020
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He’s going to the store years later
He’s going to the store years later
Dad:I’m going to buy milk
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves
*17 YEARS LATER
dad:I’m back from the store
by cállate February 16, 2021
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Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself
by Rayaster July 8, 2021
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I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure
by I have knowledge I share January 22, 2021
Get the I’m going to Paris mug.I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
by SyberTiger December 7, 2009
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