I'm On

I'm intoxicated with drugs or alcohol.

Friend: Damn fool I'm on.
You: Cool what you smoke?
Friend: Purp yeaaaah

by thebaykidyaknoe February 9, 2010

I'm On

Being on her period.

Boy:Want to fuck?
Girl:I can't.
Boy:Why?
Girl:I'm on...

by breadandjam March 29, 2012

I'm on

Means you're not off.

Yeah I'm on!

by im bored so I just came here July 5, 2010

i'm on

said when one is under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

I'm on, I can't go home yet!

by apocalipstick December 25, 2007

i’m on

It means they’re on their periods

‘Ugh girl I’m on again’

by Xxxyo January 9, 2019

I'm on that weird part of youtube again

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.

From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

by Tenacious Faulker January 12, 2012

I'm on a Boat

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009