i'm glad 

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

i'm glad by Anonymous March 31, 2003

I’m glad we’re friends 

Not the friends zone he/she wants to be more, but doesn’t want to rush anything. They want to take it slow by being friends first.

Girl: Ugh you’re so cool.
Guy: Yeah but you’re way cooler.
Girl: Right back at you!! I’m glad we’re friends
Guy: I am too

I’m glad we’re friends by t_paulie_ske_iv December 5, 2020

I'm glad you feel that way 

What you say when somebody openly disagrees with you or contradicts your statement, but you really could give less of a shit, and don't want to start an argument, so you dismiss their words by boldly stating your sarcastic happiness about his opinion.

Jake: You shouldn't have robbed that bank.
Me: I'm glad you feel that way

I'm glad you feel that way by KingOfTheFort February 24, 2021

i'm glad rick james is dead bitch 

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.

plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line

i'm glad rick james is dead bitch by Dave Chapelleain't that fuckin funny bitch! August 14, 2004

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013