hummersexual

one who attempts to covers up their inadequacies by
driving an enormous petrol-guzzling behemoth in order to gain respect

"Bob might only get 6 miles to the gallon, but at least the world knew he was a hummersexual"

by BloominEck November 01, 2006

hummersexual

A hummersexual is a large or obese homosexual

Person 1: "Did you see that huge guy over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kevin told me he's a hummersexual."

by the Cheekybadger September 09, 2012

hummersexual

Someone who sucks the dick of capitalism.

" That corporate businessman is a hummersexual."

by 15thstoop March 14, 2009