An outdated term first coined in the 13th Century which describes an ideological yet ludicrous sense of global and ethical coexistence amongst Human-Beings.
by Fingerguns November 15, 2015
by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.
Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!
by Chacotay September 7, 2003
1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 29, 2019
When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
by xSelectivex July 2, 2011
A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.
by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019