hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

by DPG60 May 28, 2007

Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.

Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.

by onehandcrabbing May 30, 2012

Hotter than Balls

A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water

Jacksonville, FL is hotter than balls

by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005

hotter than Africa

an environment that is so excruciatingly hot that one feels like they are in the African desert. "Hotter" may also be substituted with other words, (faster, bigger, sicker, darker) to fit alternative situations.

"It's hotter than Africa outside!"
"I stayed home yesterday because I was sicker than Africa."
"You should take a shower, man, you're smellier than Africa."

by mast3r3xpl0d3r October 23, 2008

Hotter than a tiktokker

When someone is celebrity sexy enough to sleep with

She was hotter than a tiktokker so I told her to come over

by J.A.Mckeown November 05, 2021

hotter than a muthafucka

(1) Extremely high temperature in which the brain cannot work properly so it goes to a common word for a description, muthafucka. Used mostly in highly urban, hood, or ghetto areas. (2) May also refer to a highly intense situation. The situation may contain profanity, weapons, rival gangs, a pimp and a hoe, or none these factors which have been listed.

Person One: Aye homie, you been outside yet!?

Person Two: Hell yeah! It's hotter than a muthafucka!

Example 2

Person One: Were you at that dice game when Tyrone pulled out his strap!?

Person Two: Hell yeah! It got hotter than a muthafucka in that bitch! I dipped out!

by Auston H. June 30, 2008

hotter than 400

Used to describe weather that is extremely hot.

"Man... it's hotter than 400 out here!"

by hXcAMBERhXc August 03, 2005