The Hotel is much like Hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you may never leave.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.
To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.
Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?
See also welfare motel
Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?
See also welfare motel
by giantturdsandwich March 3, 2016
Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
by 2Legs July 22, 2014
A variant of the Ligma disease, but it is extremely less common as Ligma. Usually only used by smart people, and only 20 people in the world fell for it. the punchline is 8-10 deez nuts. Like Ligma and Sugma, if you fall for it, the disease gets transferred on to you.
1: "Wait, we need to stop at an 8-10 hotel"
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
by E-10 deez nuts September 19, 2022
When you hear people fucking through the walls of a hotel room, so to counteract the noise you fuck, but louder.
I was at that hotel bro, heard some fuckers fucking through the wall, so I joined in but louder, soon the place became a full blown Hotel Fucktel !
by garrybear October 21, 2018
When your girlfriend bursts into tears over the accommodations you've selected for your romantic getaway, you've booked a boo hoo hotel.
"CeCe saw the stains on the carpet and sheets and felt herself tear up. We both understood without a word. I'd picked a boo hoo hotel again, and no one was ever going to get lucky in that dump."
by YanquiBob July 7, 2014
by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017