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Hot Cross Buns 

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.
I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.
Hot Cross Buns by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Hot Cross Buns 

When a gay guy farts on another gay guy's dick during anal coitus
When my boyfriend hot cross buns me, my dick gets so hot that I cum in his asshole.
Hot Cross Buns by Aytan Goodman October 23, 2012

Hot Cross Buns 

1.Another term for Fire crotch in which a woman or man has red hair in their pubic region.

2.A forest fire of the groin.
Girl: I wonder if Dan has hot cross buns to match that red fro on his head.

Other Girl: Do I even know you?
Hot Cross Buns by KerriKerriCloudFace September 27, 2008

Hot Cross Buns 

When two men fornicate, facing one another, with each man's dick curling past the other and into the anus. (Requires very long penises)
Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.
Hot Cross Buns by Rylegh December 10, 2009

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns 

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.
Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies