Hot Cross Buns

Big ass titties. Fuckin huge ones

Megan doesn't have hot cross buns.!

by 420 + 69= life March 25, 2017

Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Hot Cross Buns

When a gay guy farts on another gay guy's dick during anal coitus

When my boyfriend hot cross buns me, my dick gets so hot that I cum in his asshole.

by Aytan Goodman October 23, 2012

Hot Cross Buns

1.Another term for Fire crotch in which a woman or man has red hair in their pubic region.

2.A forest fire of the groin.

Girl: I wonder if Dan has hot cross buns to match that red fro on his head.

Other Girl: Do I even know you?

by KerriKerriCloudFace September 27, 2008

Hot Cross Buns

When two men fornicate, facing one another, with each man's dick curling past the other and into the anus. (Requires very long penises)

Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.

by Rylegh December 10, 2009

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.

Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006